**🔥🐺 BUGSY KURO VS. FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT INC

“THE CORPORATE SMACKDOWN”**

The automatic doors slide open.

Fazbear Entertainment HQ—sleek floors, fake smiles, those corporate posters that say “We Care!” even though they absolutely do not.

Bugsy steps inside.

Chaos energy ripples across the marble tiles.His coat flares like he walked out of a myth.

Zorak crackles his claws.Bowser adjusts his spiked cuffs.Funky Kong cracks his knuckles like bubble wrap.K. Rool slams his chest like a gator gorilla hybrid.Freakazoid is vibrating with cartoon violence.

Tabuu just glides ominously.

The receptionist looks up.

“Uh—sir, do you have an appoint—”

Bugsy:

“Yeah. With accountability.”

🔥 ROUND 1 — THE BOARDROOM BLOODBATH (Corporate Edition)

The executives sit around a big table, all smug in suits.

Bugsy kicks the door.

It flies off the hinges.Hits the CFO so hard the man ragdolls across the wall.

The table flips.

The CEO stands, pointing, outraged.“We’ll sue you!”

Bugsy blinks.

“You can try. But you won’t have arms to file the paperwork.”

Bowser grabs one exec and German suplexes him through the conference table.

Zorak leaps onto the marketing director and starts slapping him repeatedly.

Freakazoid swings from the overhead lights like Spider-Man, dropping elbow after elbow.

Funky Kong spins in with the Radical Kong Clothesline, knocking four execs out at once.

K. Rool belly-flops onto the chairman with enough force to send the man to Jesus on a first-class ticket.

Tabuu floats calmly, then flicks his finger.

Three executives get telekinetically slammed into filing cabinets.

Bugsy grabs the CEO by the tie and lifts him like he weighs nothing.

“Why,” Bugsy says calmly, “are you STILL selling animatronics?AFTER EVERYTHING?”

The CEO stutters.

Bugsy sighs.

“Okay, spine check.”

He drops the CEO, raises a knee, and—

CRACK.

CEO hits the floor, crying like a child.

🔥 ROUND 2 — THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT

The lawyers rush out.

All confident.All smug.All with briefcases.

One shouts:

“THIS IS TRESPASSING! WE CAN—”

Bugsy headbutts him so hard time briefly pauses.

Another swings a briefcase.Bowser intercepts and uses it like a baseball bat to hit him back.

Zorak jumps on a lawyer’s face like a murderous hat.

Freakazoid screams “OBJECTION!” and pile-drives someone through the carpet.

K. Rool powerbombs an attorney into a copier.The copier prints out a paper that literally says:

“oW.”

🔥 ROUND 3 — HUMAN RESOURCES

HR tries to talk things out.

“We just want to have a respectful, safe—”

Bugsy hits the “safe space” poster.

It falls.

Bugsy:

“You guys approved animatronics that EAT CHILDREN.”

HR lady: “That was before my time—”

Zorak: “NOT GOOD ENOUGH.”

Funky Kong hits the entire HR team with a surfing board clothesline.

Bowser body checks one into a motivational poster that says“TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK.”

The poster falls.Irony dies.

🔥 FINAL ROUND — THE FAZBEAR VAULT

Bugsy finds the secret archive.

Blueprints.Remnant files.Afton’s old notes.Backup Freddy head.Prototype parts.

He looks around the room.

His jaw clenches.

“This ends.Today.”

He snaps his fingers.

Chaos fire crawls over every file, every hard drive, every relic of suffering.

They melt.They dissolve.They cease.

The room becomes dust.

🔥 EPILOGUE — FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT SHUT DOWN

Bugsy walks outside.The whole crew behind him.

The smoke alarm’s blaring.Executives are crying into broken chairs.Lawyers are KO’d.HR is reconsidering life choices.

Bugsy turns one last time.

“Make one more animatronic,” he says, pointing at the broken building.

“One.”“More.”“Robot.”

His aura flares.

“And I’ll do this again.But next time, I won’t hold back.”

He walks away.

The building’s lights flicker.

Fazbear Entertainment Inc.closes for good.

As it should have YEARS ago.