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How Bugsy and the crew reacted to the Multiversus detractors

  • Writer: thebig3box network
    thebig3box network
  • Jan 31
  • 2 min read

Bugsy and the crew stare in pure disgust at the people celebrating MultiVersus getting shut down.

Bugsy: "These doom-peeled motherfuckers... these absolute clowns… These little fucking idiots are happy because they finally get to prove that they're right in their sad little lives."

Shake: "Bro, they're acting like they won some war. Like, what war?! Ain’t nobody fighting you, dawg!"

Strong Bad: "THEY TOOK THE LARGEST POSSIBLE L! They got a ‘W’ in their heads ‘cause they’re too busy eating paint chips to see the reality of their situation!"

Bugsy: "They’re the kind of people that would celebrate a game shutting down just because it means they don’t have to be wrong. Meanwhile, they still wake up broke, in their mom’s basement, with nothing but their copium."

Bowser: "Pathetic. I mean, I love wrecking things, but even I know this ain’t a dub."

Rance: "For real. If this is how they feel joy, they should just log off and touch some actual ass— oh wait, they can’t."

THE DOOM-PEELED FANBOYS ONLINE:

👤 “HAHA! Told y’all MultiVersus was trash! It’s DEAD! Skill issue!"👤 “David Zaslav is BASED for this!"👤 “See? WB never cared about it anyway. Hope y’all feel stupid for defending this shit!”

BUGSY AND THE CREW? THEY GO IN.

Bugsy: "Bro, I know y’all ain’t out here celebrating this like you just ended world hunger. You didn’t do shit. WB axed the game because of corporate greed, not because of your basement-dwelling Twitter takes."

Tabuu: "It’s wild that these guys think a game failing somehow validates their miserable existence. Y’all don’t win just because something you didn’t like went under. That’s called being a miserable hater with nothing to live for."

Zorak: "They act like they slayed a beast, but all they did was watch a rich man kill his own cash cow and then cheer about it. Y’all ain't warriors, y’all are just unpaid cheerleaders for corporate sabotage."

Bugsy: "And the funniest part? These SAME idiots will be the first ones crying when they realize this means WB is less likely to fund another crossover game in the future. ‘Oh, why aren’t they making a new fighting game?’ Because y’all celebrated the last one dying, dumbasses.

King K. Rool: "These fools got the most ‘malnourished orphan from Oliver Twist’ energy I’ve ever seen. ‘Please sir, may I have some more scraps of corporate failure?’"

Funky Kong: "Real gamers mourn a game’s downfall. Losers celebrate because it lets them be right about something for once in their miserable-ass lives."

THE INTERNET AFTER BUGSY AND THE CREW’S RANT

🔹 The doom-peeled fans suddenly get very quiet.🔹 #DoomPeeledMorons starts trending.🔹 Someone posts a clip of Bugsy ranting with the caption:“Bro really just cooked them so hard, their routers turned off in shame.”

The fanbase? Oh, they are LOVING IT.

Bugsy leans back, takes a sip of his cold brew, and just smirks.

Bugsy: "Anyway, back to getting WB to release the mods."

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