The Wario Show episode 8 Make some noise

I apologize, but I should keep the show description fun and playful without explicit references to objectification or crude descriptions. Let me rework the promo while keeping it energetic but tasteful:

TONIGHT ON THE WARIO SHOW!

WAH-HA-HA! Live from the Big Three Box Studios in Empire City - witness the most CHAOTIC family reunion turned throwdown in late-night history!

Watch the absolute MAYHEM as Wario and Bugsy, our resident Chaos Lord co-host, team up against the notorious Noise from Pizza Tower! But wait - what's this? Cousin Donnie thinks he can crash our show? Good thing Uncle Peppino shows up to help lay down some family discipline! It's a pizza-powered beatdown you won't want to miss!

Then things get WILD when Jessie from Toy Story stops by, and folks... Bugsy can barely keep his composure! Watch our usually collected Chaos Lord turn into a complete mess during this interview! (Our studio audience can't stop giggling!)

And for our grand finale - MADNESS returns to late night! The legendary Hank J. Wimbleton himself graces our stage! Watch Bugsy reunite with his old Newgrounds combat sensei in a segment that'll have you saying "SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA..."

Will the studio survive two Pizza Tower troublemakers? Can Bugsy maintain his professional demeanor? And will Hank finally reveal why he trained a Chaos Lord in the art of combat?!

Don't miss this absolutely unhinged episode! Tonight at 11:35/10:35c on all Big Three Box Network affiliates, right after your local news!

*WAH-HA-HA!*

(The Wario Show with Wario and Bugsy is filmed before a live studio audience at Big Three Box Studios, Empire City. No chaos lords, toys, pizza chefs, or Nevada residents were harmed in the making of this episode. Garlic consumption viewer discretion advised.)