Amy Rose – Day 1 Incarceration
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- Apr 30
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[CONFIDENTIAL FIELD REPORT – MIDDLEMAN INSTITUTE]Filed by: Master Commander Bugsy KuroDate: [REDACTED]Location of Incident: Chao Café, Mobius Central RegionSubject: Amy Rose – Day 1 Incarceration Behavior & Psychological EvaluationFiled Under: Behavioral Surveillance / Post-Arrest ObservationCase File ID: MMI-AR1425
Summary of Current Status:
Amy Rose was detained following an act of unprovoked violence in a public establishment (Chao Café) where she physically assaulted Manic the Hedgehog during a civilian shift. The assault rendered him unconscious with at least one lung partially collapsed, and additional property damage occurred, including destruction of a civilian’s mechanized dragon transport. This was not a defensive action. This was anger with a target.
Incident Reflection (Prison Day 1):
Upon intake, Amy began streaming from the facility bathroom — yes, streaming — with a level of casual familiarity disturbingly telling. She cried. She panicked. She repeated one phrase over and over again:
“I didn’t mean to do it.”
She went on to say that Manic “deserved it” and that he had wronged her in the past. But let’s make one thing clear:
Intent doesn’t erase outcome. You can cry and scream and say “I didn’t mean to” all you want — but you still did it.
If you know someone’s working somewhere you can’t tolerate, you don’t bring a hammer. You clock out. You walk away.That’s the adult move. That’s the hero move. Amy did the opposite.
Chat Influence & Enabling Culture:
Her stream’s chat became a moral sponge, soaking up every teardrop and flinging it back as validation.Messages like:
“You were justified!”
“He had it coming!”
“We love you, Amy!”
This is how cycles of violence get wrapped in pink bows.
Mobians seem to be wrapped up in a culture of forgiveness when it comes to public icons. And this is the cost — Amy doesn't understand her behavior is criminal. She didn’t even know her rampages were illegal.
Therapy, Leniency, and What Mobius Is Getting Wrong:
Mobius — and let me remind you, Mobius is a planet, not a person — seems to give Amy Mulligans like they’re free parking passes.She swings a hammer in rage?Oh, she saved the world once?Let’s call it a “bad day.”
Let me tell you something from the Middleman protocol:If we had arrested her, she’d be in a 5-month minimum hold with:
A mandatory therapist
Emotional behavior monitoring
Conflict mediation coursework
Mobius?They’re already trying to spring her before her cell cools down.And I’m telling you — she won’t learn anything if they do.Let her sit. Let her process. Let her face what she’s been ignoring for years.
Stream Conclusion:
Her stream ended with her whispering:
“Someone’s coming.”
Who? Authorities? Legal counsel? Her fans with pitchforks made of sympathy? Doesn’t matter.
Bottom line:Amy Rose should learn to control her anger.And for the first time in her life, she’s in a place where someone might finally tell her “no.”I don’t feel bad for her.I feel bad for how long she’s been allowed to destroy things without consequence.
Mobius isn’t doing her any favors by enabling this behavior — and in the long run, they’re not protecting her either. They’re just delaying the moment reality knocks harder than her hammer ever could.
Filed by:Bugsy KuroMaster Commander, Middleman InstituteClearance: Alpha-BlackSeal: VERIFIED
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